Ever looked in a store at the mall and just knnnnew that you should't go in there? Not in te I'm gonna see a naked granny on a birthday card or they sell kiddy porn from behind the counter typ of store, but one that you just see the people working there and know you can get thrown out in less than 3 minutes?
Beau-dacious and I were waiting patiently outside and were beckoned in by the Secret Agent and Mrs. Beau-dacious, hilarity would ensue!
I walked up to the counter to see bows full of several different facial scrubs, one of which looked like someone had put the bowl under my dogs ass for the past week and had a collective mound of fruity smelling land mine pie and another that looked like freshly pressed guacamole. Bob Marley the soap shop attendant was none to impressed when i asked for a chip and made mention of the dookie dish and asked if he had tried it.
Bob Marley walked away at this point and Beau-dacious and I wandered the store looking at the oddities on the shelves. We quickly stumbled across some jell-o looking shampoo that felt like a nice moist....um, click here! (Shameless plug for Leah Kauffman) Mrs. Beau-dacious was not keen on his moist dripping fingers being placed in her face, and Bob Marley asked us to leave.
Beau-dacious and I headed across the way to get white cherry slurpees and laugh as we sang Three Little Birds.
Everyone be sure and get your Togas ready, it's almost that time!
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