Monday, October 3, 2016

Proof Donald Trump is Making America Great Again

This year's election is nothing less than a circus. Trying to choose between the two front runners is really just a decision in how we want our country to die. Implosion or explosion. Choose wisely.

There is a beacon of light through the high top canopy. Just past the trapeze acts, dancing bears, and lion tamers, Donald Trump has made America great again before the votes were even counted.

Trump has criticized Ford Motor Company (F) for moving jobs to Mexico and FoMoCo has responded.


That's right folks, the Ford Bronco is coming back! Along with it, production agreements and jobs in Michigan.

How's that for Great Again?



Wednesday, September 2, 2015

So you think cops are jerks?

There is a media shitstorm right now about cops. Some of them are "aggressive and over the top" when it comes to stops. People are getting shot, and in turn, cops are being murdered in cold blood by people who most likely have a wrap sheet a mile long and repeatedly fail the asshole test when stopped by an officer.

Rather than a boring commentary on this one or that one, here is a video of a stop gone right when it could have gone very wrong.

Here you see two angles. The dashcam which shows a stop, some talking, and the officer drawing a weapon. The bodycam shows a gun on the front seat of the truck, the driver reaching over when asked if it was a real gun, and the officer drawing to eliminate a threat.

Officer Wheeler gets the individual out of the car safely, holsters his weapon and handcuffs him. Imagine that, the guy does what the officer says and he doesn't get slammed off of the ground, or hood, or tazed.

Pay attention folks, officers are doing their job. A very dangerous job. They are protecting us, our families and putting their lives in danger. Yes, there are a few out there on a power trip being jerks, but didn't your mam teach you to be nice and don't stoop to their level?

As a general rule, don't be a jerk to a police officer, and they won't be a jerk to you.

#supportblue

Monday, July 13, 2015

Why you should be siding with Whataburger for not allowing open carry.

With Confederate flags coming down, retailers and networks "controversy", gay marriage arguments from Christians, and a general lack of open mindedness and common sense, I'm going to do my best to piss everyone off with a little bit of common sense.

The State of Texas now allows for open carry. Great, I'm not opposed to it. Will I open carry? Probably not. Don't get me wrong, I have guns, support the 2nd Amendment, and will not sit by while my rights are infringed upon, but carrying in the open is not necessary in a state that allows concealed carry. Sure, it is easier to get to should you need it, less concerning about hiding it, and far more comfortable to wear open, but is it that hard to just untuck your shirt?

Concealed carry had a flaw in it. If your weapon was seen at anytime by anyone other than being drawn to protect, it was a crime. Say I've got on a t-shirt, inside waist band holster, and a pair of shorts. I sit down and my shirt catches on a chair, it comes up and Susie soccer mom sees my gun and throws a fit. I lose my CHL. Now, same scenario with open carry. I still have to have a CHL, but if my shirt comes up... Ooops. I wasn't brandishing it, and if soccer moms are staring at me that hard, they have other issues.

On to Whataburger. CEO Preston Atkinson released a statement and policy that Whataburger would not allow open carry in their establishments. You can still concealed carry. Whataburger is not saying they hate guns, want laws changed, or anything of the sort. They are encouraging you to use COMMON-FUCKING-SENSE! Do not go into their establishment with a loaded firearm on your side to sit down and eat food while kids and families are sitting and eating. Get your food, have a seat. Get your hands covered in greasy deliciousness that is a Whataburger. Enjoy it. I promise, the cow they are serving you is already dead and it is very unlikely you will need to shoot it through the bun. Your life is not going to be changed by untucking your shirt so families can enjoy their breakfast/lunch/dinner/shake/snack/whatever.

Dear All of you boycotting Whatburger,

Stop being an asshole. Your rights are not being infringed upon. You are being asked to be the decent human being that you want people to think you are. Support your community and the people around you, don't do something that is going to make them edgy. Yes, a lot of people are scared of guns. You're not, I'm not, but that doesn't mean you should force them into everyone's line of sight. You want respect, and so do they. Now be nice, untuck your damn shirt and enjoy your burger and fries.

Mike

Friday, June 26, 2015

NeuroExplosion Coming Soon

I don't write here often. In fact it has been several years. With social media going crazy on current events, it is difficult to say anything without a tremendous backlash. So, here, on this page that is available for you to read if you choose, I will pour out some of my own thoughts, observations, and opinions on current events. Reading anything I post is your choice. nothing is being forced on you, and you have a right to a different opinion. I'm not mad at you for it. We may all learn something, or we may all disagree. In any case, I ask that you be respectful of others and do not make any personal attacks or use derogatory comments. I know that is asking a lot of the internet, but please do your best.

I'll begin pouring out what is in my head in the very near future.

-Mike

Monday, March 22, 2010

Something Special on FaceBook

I got his the other day. I think I'm going to go ahead and respond and collect my millions of dollars.

Hello Michael Clark,

I am Mr. Benjamin T.Dabrah the new Managing Director (MD) of Barclays Bank of Ghana.I got your reference in my search for someone who suits my proposed business relationship. I have the information to the existence of an abandoned big sum of money in my department belonging to a late customers Mr. Daniel Clark who happen to have the same surname as yours .The fund is now without any next of kin because Mr. Daniel died in a fatal earthquake in China .

I am now seeking your co-operation to present you as Next of Kin/ Heir to the account, since you have the same name with him and my bank head quarters will release the account to you.There is no risk involved; the transaction will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of law. Simply send me your reply of interest so that I will give you more details on how to proceed.

Please strictly reply me through your email address and through my private address :benjamindabrah@live.com or email me your own email address then I will give you more details to this.

Best regards,
Mr. Benjamin T. Dabrah.
benjamindabrah@live.com 
Stay tuned for updates.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

The SEO Experience

When it comes to SEO, I've been around the block. I've gone from seeing it in action to hiring a company to doing it myself, and did fairly well at it. I'm not going to claim to be an expert, far from it. I do however, understand the basics. The top level planning and strategy, where to go to get the work done that I cannot do myself, and basic design. I'm not a graphics guy, so I usually use a template that has layout images in it, dump the junky photos that come with it and find my own and viola I have a site that looks decent, can easily be edited and does fairly well in organics over time.

Let's get on to the meat and taters of the story.

I changed companies and took on a more intense role at another debt settlement company. It's young with a lot of talent and potential. There is a website that was written prior to me coming on board and was set up to be "optimized for search" and there is a marketing/SEO firm that is currently working on it. Let me say, I'm not a huge fan of the site, but I'll let you form your own opinion. My company has already paid for the design and the start of the optimization and there remains another portion of the agreed upon price to continue the optimization efforts. I did mention already that I'm not an SEO expert, but I do have experience right!?

I looked through the code of the site to start my work with the SEO company and was shocked. I noticed a few errors and started talking with a designer that I have worked with in the past who does great work and he about fell out of his chair. If the IM's back and forth had appropriate language I would post them, but they don't.

I'm currently building my list of things for a meeting with the SEO/Marketing firm tomorrow morning. I was just curious how many of the SEO people I know would like to see this piece of work and comment about it. Please, arm me with ammunition on just how you think the company is doing.

Depending on how all of this works out, I may be looking to hire one of you to do it! Consider it an option to bid on the work. Not the design, just the SEO, you would work with my designer, or just wait until he was done and then you could have the site to yourself.

I don't want you to tell me what you would do to fix it, I'm not asking for your thoughts to take and do it myself. I would just like you guys (and girls) to tear it apart and point out the flaws. I'll send a special prize to the person who gets the number one flaw that Jason Bee the designer pointed out. Keep in mind, Jason does not do SEO, and this is not just an SEO flaw, but a flaw in the entire site.

here's the URL www.matrixdebtrelief.com

Thursday, March 5, 2009

It's Been a while, How are ya?

It's been a while since I've written anything, especially something with value, but here I am. hings have been busy in my world. I've taken steps away from where I was when I first started blogging in 2005 and focused myself on a lot of other things in life that are far more meaningful. No one really reads my blog and that's ok with me. After all, it is my nonsensical ramblings that find there way out of my head and onto my keyboard.

I really have a lot of things to say, but I can't put them all into words. I guess I'll just use this quick post to freshen myself up and feel like I actually wrote something. Maybe later I'll get more into the things that I want to say.

That is, if I can make sense of my own ramblings!

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

The most awesome monkey ever!

A monkey on a motorcycle!? This has got to be one of the greatest stupid pet tricks ever. I think I want a monkey!





Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Ninja Cat

I hate cats, but this made me laugh at little towards the end.

Monday, August 4, 2008

Craigslist: A Place for Rape.

One of the guys in my office is an avid bow-hunter and is getting rid of some equipment. Being that I have sold items on Craigslist before, he asked me to post it for him which I gladly did. Here is what the ad reads...

This Bowtech Allegiance is decked out and ready for a hunt. It is set at 29" draw and 70#'s. Comes with 6 Easton Epic arrows fitted with Muzzy 100gr three blade broadheads. Recently paper tuned. Bow is outfitted with a simms module stabalizer, Trophy ridge dropzone rest, Quiver, Toxonic 5 pin sight, STS vibration dampener and Limb Savers. Peep sight and nock point installed. Superfast and ultraquiet. Will throw in more than a dozen arrows, Truball Hurricane release, Cobra mamba release, G5 broadheads, Muzzy 100gr 4-blade broadheads, field poins, Plano hard case, tuning tools, fletching tools, Blazer fletchings, and much more. Looking to get rid of my entire set up with the sale of this bow. Almost $2800 worth of equipment. Please email for detailed pictures of everything included. Also looking to sell pop up ground blind.
Even if you know nothing about bow-hunting, this is quite an extensive listing of goodies. I have had several responses, but let's be honest, the economy is struggling a little and there are not a lot of people looking to drop $850 on a "toy", but one response just rubbed me wrong. I got an email from "Ken" (I don't know why i put quotes, that is his real name. I just like quotes!) that simply said "I'll give you $300 Cash".

I though about this for a minute and decided I would respond...

Very nice of you to offer to give me 300 in cash with us being strangers and all. I very much appreciate the generosity, but I’d really like to sell my bow rather than accept donations. Oh, you meant you’d give me 300 cash for the bow and all the accessories? Oh, so it was not generosity, just a futile attempt for your own gain, and to be honest just a flat out insult to my generosity of offering almost $3,000 worth of bowhunting equipment to a lucky purchaser.

While I understand the requisite of shrewdness in business transactions I think I would need lubrication for this one.

Thank you for your response and your time. I don’t imagine you’ll be contacting me again, I therefore rescind my praises of your generosity in lieu of screaming RAPE based on the offer you made.

Have a great day Ken!

I still have the email sitting in my drafts, and I'm having second thoughts about sending it. Maybe I should just politely decline. What do you think? Let me know in the comments if I should send Ken a response.